A friend informed me that I redefine passive-aggressive,
as in, if you don’t read the signs I’m sharing my reaction might be a little bit excessive,
I go from begging you to not disturb my apathy to belligerently hostile
and your claims of ignorance I’ll take as more silly than futile –
– our time here is short, so when I choose to use them, I won’t mince my words
but I’ll shout and I’ll abuse them until my audience you will curse,
if you decide to ruin my day, then I’m gratuitously unfriendly,
I’ll warn you with a laugh, but you should run before your psyche needs a mending.